One Minute Inside A 5th Grader's Brain

“WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH. Mode, mean, range, stem and leaf, WAH, WAH, WAH.” Mrs. Tulloch was rambling on in math class about data management. She kept going and going. It didn’t even look like she was pausing to take a breath. I kept waiting for her to faint from a lack of oxygen. Oh boy, if she falls I sure hope that she doesn’t land on me because I might end up like poor Flat Stanley. Today she’s even got this sparkly looking bow on her top that could do some real damage to my face if she fainted and landed on me.